Everybody seems to be doing those “year in review” things so I figure why the hell not? I used to be good at doing those meme things too (but I think they were called something else back then) so I figure why not make a horrible unfunny blogpost with badly overused internet sterotypes?
Enjoy! (Sorry).
Janurary 2010
German reptile collector Hans Kurt Kubus is jailed for 14 weeks and fined $5000, after being caught at Christchurch airport with 44 geckos and skinks sewn in his undies.
February 2010
Telecoms new heavily advertised mobile network "XT" crashes again and pisses off a lot of people. Vodafone and newly formed 2 degrees rejoice.
March 2010
Fuck all happened in March other than me turning 27 and some crazy lady selling ghosts in a couple of bottles on trademe. Sorry neither are worth a photoshop.
April 2010
A BP Oil refinery explodes spewing shitloads of oil into the ocean - BP proves incompetent at stopping it right away; I offer ideas which are ungratefully ignored. Only positive to come out of it? "This Chocolate Is Delicious" bird is born.
Also in April..
Icelandic volcano with impossible to pronounce name causes whole world to laugh at news readers as they attempt to pronounce it whilst those not amused by flying delays shit a few hundred bricks.
May 2010
Thailand experiences a bunch of protests and violence - there wasnt really anything funny about it so here is an unfunny image of some of the protesters.
June 2010
The Soccer World Cup kicks off in South Africa. I was trying to listen to this awesome vuvuzela choir but these dickheads kept playing soccer.
July 2010
Chris Carter writes a letter to the media about Labour leader Phill Goff. Forgets to remain anonymous. All other NZ blogs steal my image and dont give me credit (cunts).
August 2010
33 Chilean Miners are trapped underground but found to be in good spirits. Except for the guy whose wife found out he had a mistress or two.
September 2010
Christchuch gets hit by a 7.1 magnitute earthquake (and is still experiencing aftershocks recently for some fucked up reason). My friend Sam has a TV fall on his foot.
October 2010
Paul Henry is forced to resign from his position as breakfast host with TVNZ for making inappropriate comments about an unfortunate name. Entire nation is polarised by decision. Meanwhile other shit in the world is still happening, no but did you hear about Paul Henry?!?!
November 2010
Wikileaks founder Julian Assange grabs the worlds attention with his latest drop of top secret cables. World leaders are embarrassed. Sarah Palin is her usual self.
Decemeber 2010
Apparently some arcenic-based life form is found in California which sounds cool but I cant really think of anything good to go with that. Also it snowed a lot in the UK but Im pretty sure that happend last year too.
Happy New Year everyone!
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